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BRB on sabbatical due to my clandestine affair with RFK Jr.

Nymphia Wind serving peapod at the Emmys.

Howdy, folks!

Hope your September is transitioning you gently into the fall season ahead. There’s not much to report here at Mess HQ other than the fact that I was recently reunited with my beloved Trader Joe’s fig cookies. For some reason, I always forget to buy these on the rare occasion I find myself in that gr…