I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

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I <3 Mess
I <3 Mess
I'M RETIRED*

I'M RETIRED*

*From covering fake retirements.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Mar 17, 2023
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Da Ba Dee, Da Ba Die.

Hello and welcome back to the 105th most popular culture newsletter on Substack!

Soon to be 104th, fingers crossed.

In all seriousness, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but one month after hitting 6,000 Messketeers, we’re already zooming up on 7K any day now. Please keep spreading the good word of Mess to all your pals and posting ab…

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