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The 2024 VMAs

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 18, 2024
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Bonjour,

I am writing this introduction to you following a truly comical failed trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

In the spirit of back to school, I’ve been slowly chipping away at my to-do list of things I’ve been procrastinating all summer long. Hence, getting a jump on the double vax last week and this week’s oft postponed trip to get my drive…

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