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I just found out Jason Bateman's father-in-law is Paul Anka???

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Long time no see, my dear pals. Since we last spoke I got a haircut and I almost bought my friend’s car. Action packed, I know. Thankfully, before pulling the trigger on a 2007 Prius I remembered that I am but a lowly freelancer with no financial stability in sight who barely leaves my house let alone the state. That and my parallel parking ski…