Hiiii!
I’m back post birthday and post live show debacle to deliver unto you a scintillating new installment of The Review of Mess podcast. Please clap. In this installment, we talk at length about my feud with DeuxMoi (something live show guests also got an earful about), the brilliance of the celebrity pivot to fetish content, the “I <3 Ozempic” tee that shocked the world, Derek Blasberg’s bowel movements, and my favorite little immortal freak, Bryan Johnson. I’ll be back again soon with your regularly scheduled Friday programming, as well as some special BTS content and merch from the Mess Live! performance for my precious paid subscribers. Until then, I’ll be continuing to revel in the afterglow of my birthday festivities during which I purchased a buttload of homemade biscuits, made a pinch pot, and went to a Korean spa where I was scrubbed to within an inch of my life. Looking forward to sharing more about all of that with you very soon, but until then you can find me weaving away on basket #3.
Talk again soon, beloveds! <3