Wife Swap: Good Morning America Edition

I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head.

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Haaaapppyyyyyy Friday, Messketeers!

I hope the holiday season is treating you all well. I’m going to keep things short up top today because my family is in town and we have windows to shop, dinner reservations to make, and long strolls up and down the island of Manhattan to take. All of which means my time to linger over pap pics and expound upon m…