Must we cast Noah Centineo in everything?

Congrats on the first uneventful Wednesday of 2021!

Messketeers, a confession + a correction: I completed last week’s newsletter at 7 AM resulting in the sloppy mistake of confusing Glenn Close for Meryl Streep in conversation with Pete Davidson, as a handful of you so kindly pointed out. My sentiment still stands, but I do apologize for the error in judgment. We here at Mess HQ promise to deliver our pe…