Where have all the transatlantic accents gone?

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs.

Glad tidings Messketeers,

There’s not much of note to report over here at Casa del Mess, I’ve just been continuing to embark on my adulting (ew)/organizational rampage, tearing up everything around me until the apartment that I’ve lived in for the last six years looks completely unrecognizable.

While you would think I’d be a big Marie Kondo-head given the…