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The CDC says Mess subscribers can have a little quarantine as a treat.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Dec 31, 2021
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Welcome back, Messketeers!

Yes, time is a flat circle, etc. etc., and so we all find ourselves right back where we began this nonsense two-ish years ago. Although, in my case, thankfully that does not mean I’ve also regressed to the army cot in my sister’s walk-in closet where I was being slowly smothered by obese felines. But it does mean I have returne…

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