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In this economy?

Buy! Sell! Hi Messketeers!

Just kidding about all that Wall Street talk up top, the less I know what a hedge is and who it’s funding the better. But back before we realized we could unite the edgelords to overthrow the ruling class, I thought we could probably all use a frivolous storytime about the armed occupation of Phil Collins’s $40 million mansion.