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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 01, 2023
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Greeting from the heart of Hurricane Idalia!

That’s right, I’m in South Carolina visiting my parents and thus have gone straight from dripping in sweat while celebrating my bestie’s bachelorette in the profound humidity of NYC to being violently rained upon in the clay backroads of horse country.

Delivering this missive to you has also been quite the saga…

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