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The Joe Jonas PR machine is on fire

Stop snitching on strangers gossiping for TikTok clout, weirdos.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 22, 2023
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Kim K in her thespian era.

Welcome back, Messketeers!

I was thinking this week about one of my favorite things about New York which is that it has such incredibly specific and devastating ways of humbling all of its inhabitants. The specific way that I’m talking about today is something that can really only happen in an extremely large pedestrian city bec…

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