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The Chainsmokers made me sex-negative
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The Chainsmokers made me sex-negative

Give me gas stoves or give me death.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jan 13, 2023
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Julia Roberts testing how wide she can open her mouth.

Hi!!!

I’m still churning out this content from deep within the trenches of puppy-hood, but things are slowly and steadily improving here at Mess HQ. On a positive note, Fran is now capable of walking up and down all three flights of stairs on her own accord. Then again, on a not-so-positive note, she …

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