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The case of the royal body double

The case of the royal body double

And why is Richard Simmons death click-baiting me.

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Liza Koshy took a tumble.

G’day, mates!

I’ve returned from my travels about the isle of Manhattan. I went to a friend’s birthday party on Monday and had hot pot for the first time. A meal that really drove home the point that I have the delicate sensibilities of an ailing Victorian child who faints at the sight of chili peppers. I have the whitest toleran…

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