The AVN Awards are my Super Bowl

Plus, side braids, nude optical illusions, and bead curtain tops.

Happy Valentine’s Day, my beloveds!

Whether you’re happily coupled to one person or many, in a baffling situationship, or shockingly, brutally single like I am, treat yourself to something extra special today and indulge in some heart-shaped candies of your choosing.

I’m just happy that it’s finally starting to feel a little bit like real winter here in …