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The 2024 Academy Awards "worst" dressed list

The 2024 Academy Awards "worst" dressed list

The night we all learned John Cena is extremely caked up.

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The artist and his muse.

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Phew, what a night! What an award show! What bad dresses! What even worse jokes! Yes, I’m talking about the Oscars, of course, which I did not actually watch. But I did consume it via copious clips and TikToks fed to me by my various social media feeds. The best and only way to watch an award show, if you ask me. But the…

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