Surprise! I'm dating Kelis

Step aside, Bill Murray.

Nothing but respect for MY holy trinity.

Hiya friends!

I’m back home with Fran after a gorgeous long weekend boating and toting around Maine, enjoying the finest sea cockroaches the state has to offer. And after a solid three days in extreme extrovert mode making affable chit-chat with over 100 strangers about my general lack of a job at the moment and th…