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I <3 Mess

Surprise! I'm dating Kelis

Step aside, Bill Murray.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jun 16, 2023
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Hiya friends!

I’m back home with Fran after a gorgeous long weekend boating and toting around Maine, enjoying the finest sea cockroaches the state has to offer. And after a solid three days in extreme extrovert mode making affable chit-chat with over 100 strangers about my general lack of a job at the moment and th…

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