Sloppy Seconds: We're lampshading again, folks!

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Sydney Sweeney wishing for better red carpet looks.

Hello!

Your wish has come true! No it’s not a mirage, another edition of Sloppy Seconds really has arrived in your inbox on this charming Tuesday. What a treat. What a dream.

We don’t have a hell of a lot to get through here, but what we do have is a rich and nuanced text. Since we last spoke, I’ve just …