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Sloppy Seconds: The case of the double-breasted boob corset

And the tragic tale of what happens when you edge lord too close to the sun.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Oct 17, 2023
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Hello, my favorite flop enthusiasts!

I’m finally not brutally hungover, consuming solids, and can look at a screen without feeling like every pixel is wobbling around before my eyes. Clearly, I had a great time at the wedding. Perhaps too great, some might say.

The Fashion Nova was a hit, as was the speech. It was also a welcome reminder that nothing mak…

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