Sloppy Seconds: The case of the double-breasted boob corset

And the tragic tale of what happens when you edge lord too close to the sun.

Hello, my favorite flop enthusiasts!

I’m finally not brutally hungover, consuming solids, and can look at a screen without feeling like every pixel is wobbling around before my eyes. Clearly, I had a great time at the wedding. Perhaps too great, some might say.

The Fashion Nova was a hit, as was the speech. It was also a welcome reminder that nothing mak…