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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 06, 2023
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Happy Fall, friends!

We’re now officially on the other side of Labor Day Weekend, which means we’ve formally entered the autumnal realm. I hope you all have something pumpkin spice at the ready. As for me, I currently look as beleaguered as a bejeweled Chris Pratt logging back on to work today and booting up the hardware of my brain once again.

This week’…

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