Sloppy Seconds: Mid-bicep condom pockets

Plus, a harbinger of yoni pendants to come.

Greetings, Messketeers!

Hope you all are doing fabulously and enjoying this sudden turn in radically cooler weather (at least here in the Northeast). I’m officially back in BK and attempting to slowly get back on my bullshit, by which I mean adapt even the semblance of a daily schedule. The struggle simply to wake up at the same time every day is very re…