Sloppy Seconds: Furry chaps and black tie swim caps

Throw a leg in the air if you just don't care!

Remember when Victoria Beckham doing this would get her a million headlines?

Howdy!

I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s already time for us to do this D-list rigamarole all over again. I hope you’ve recovered from the sharp shock to the system that was Friday’s email because you’re about to take another L in the form of this disastrous nosedive to the v…