Sloppy Seconds: Count von Count-core

And the Hailey Bieber monologue turns into an Instagram ministry wormhole.

Hi,

Hope all your Halloweenie plans are coming along swimmingly. I wanted to start by saying, my bad. Because after promising last week that I was going to start favoring the content in this newsletter more heavily, I got completely swept away in the headlines on Friday and spilled a few too many of my beans over there. My deepest apologies, I really do …