Sloppy Seconds: Chain tops, pubic dips, and the death of tailoring

The Gen Alpha vibes are immaculate.

Hi again!

I feel like you guys should just expect to receive this Mess trends email at some point on Saturday unless I seriously get my shit together because my best laid plans to write this on Friday evenings always seem to go awry. Yesterday, Fran and I had to take a trip to the emergency vet. Everything is beyond fin…