Sloppy Seconds: Censor bars, thigh brows, and father-son foot fetishes

This is what you pay the big bucks for.

A candid photo of me gorgeously snoozing sans fards.

Hi!!

I’m back. I hope this new Tuesday email format helps you all cruise through the work week a little more comfortably. We don’t have a ton to talk about today, but what we do have is incredibly important. And don’t forget that Mess is a dish best shared with friends, so please spring a surprise subsc…