Sloppy Seconds: Butt sashes, tethered toiletries, and the return of the long vag illusion
Plus, take a walk with me down runway show memory lane.
Well, what do ya know. It’s time for another edition of Sloppy Seconds. No one’s offered me any insights so far as to how to curb Fran’s recent misadventures, however, I’ve managed to somewhat subdue the frenetic sheet eating since we last spoke by giving her both unfettered access to gallop around the apartment and a literal bone stuffed with so…