Sloppy Seconds: Armored pasties and pubic hair accents

Plus, the return of Teletubbies boots!

Sep 21, 2023

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The Kardashians are still making this weird sexy merch for their children.

Hellooo!

My deepest apologies for this belated Sloppy Seconds coming in hot on the heels of Friday’s edition. But since we last spoke, I’ve been writing at a breakneck pace and lost deep in Super Model world doing pre-writes for People’s breakout coverage on the Apple documentary t…

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