Sloppy Seconds: Armored pasties and pubic hair accents
Plus, the return of Teletubbies boots!
Hellooo!
My deepest apologies for this belated Sloppy Seconds coming in hot on the heels of Friday’s edition. But since we last spoke, I’ve been writing at a breakneck pace and lost deep in Super Model world doing pre-writes for People’s breakout coverage on the Apple documentary t…