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I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

Screenshots of celebs being shady on @messworldwide

Putting my most famous Messketeers on blast.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Feb 17, 2026
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Hello, my treasured Messketeers!

I come to you today with a bonafide treat. Screenshots. Proof. Receipts!!!!

When I first had this idea on Notes the other week to expose the behavior of my most high-profile followers, I thought there was no way I had enough of these to make a whole post and then after a short scroll through my phone I realized I actually have SO MANY MORE than I ever realized.

So, this is a compilation of all the funny celeb likes on my content I’ve seen to date, as well as the names of some very high profile folks who have deemed my trash content worthy of a follow. This whole post feels like a weird humble brag, but I think there’s names in here that will be genuinely shocking and titillating to you all, so I’m putting aside my self-deprecating urges for today.

And as long as celebs keep airing out their dirty laundry vicariously through my social media avatar, I suppose I shall keep doing the same by screenshotting them and putting it on blast behind the paywall. So please enjoy part one of what I’m sure will be many editions to come of celebs behaving shadily on @messworldwide!

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