Release the Victoria Beckham tapes!!!

Now, is our time, Messketeers.

Selena Gomez slash all of us taking in the news this week.

Hi hi hi,

I’m back, Messketeers! The flu fog has dissipated and I am almost feeling back to normal again. At least, normal enough to yap at you about some fresh pop culture hell that transpired this week which is really all that matters.

I have been in true convalescent mode, doing absolutely noth…