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Chanel Flops no more!!!

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jun 07, 2024
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HEY THERE!

Hope your week has been serene and sumptuous in the extreme. I was just chatting with my parents this morning about how nothing will humble you quite like your pet. Last night, Fran was completely comatose in her bed looking extremely cute and I went to give her a little goodnight peck on the head only for her to promptly stand up, cross to th…

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