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I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

Pookie is looking absolutely fire today

Ethan Slater is a Rugrat.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jan 26, 2024
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Rise and grind, Messketeers!

Hope you had a fruitful and productive week since we last spoke, I know I haven’t. I’m currently writing this to you over the dulcet tones of Fran violently squeaking her new squeaky toy that our neighbors gifted her which unleashes the most shrill, high-pitched sound I’ve ever heard in my life, but she is obsessed with it an…

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