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I <3 Mess

One year in and none the wiser!

So you're telling me the colonialist monarchy is full of racists?

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Mar 12, 2021
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Greetings from Mess City,

I was going to speak to you this week about the fraught experience of getting my first COVID vaccine shot—something I am eligible for because of the absolutely obsolete physical evaluation known as BMI, a tool which I guarantee you never anticipated the potential reality of a 6’2” woman. But then, something far too delightful no…

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