I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

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Oh, to be a nepo baby chartering a helicopter to visit a camp friend!

Oh, to be a nepo baby chartering a helicopter to visit a camp friend!

The Peltz-Beckham wedding fiasco is my Succession.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Mar 24, 2023
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It’s always hump day when you’re Oprah.

Ciao bellas!

It’s officially been three years of Mess. How insane is that. I started all of this in quarantine on my sister’s couch with no career and no prospects, just a passion for scrolling aimlessly through gossip websites to fill my every waking hour. Since then, Mess has exploded into something beyond what I …

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