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Michelle Pfeiffer blindly investigating a head of broccoli.

Hi, Messketeers!

Apologies for the delay on today’s email, but I’ve been busy these past couple of days and my usual Mess schedule crumpled under the weight of a couple of business meetings and interviews for a new story I’m working on. But, fear not, I’m now back in your loving embrace!

I went to…

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