Mess is officially O.O.O.

But I'm still thinking about that intentionally (?) terrible photoshop job McDonald's did on Mariah Carey.

Hola Messketeers,

I forgot to prepare us all for the fact that as you read this I am in Mexico ostensibly for a wedding, but mostly to lounge poolside while not blogging about celebrities and wearing many fancy outfits for the first time in a Willennium. Pretty extraordinary stuff.

But I didn’t want to leave all my loyal readers totally high and dry, and …