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I <3 Mess

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Feb 26, 2021
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Back at it again with another round of Mess!

Given that the New York Times continues to ignore my many persistent emails, I come at you again this week with another Letter of Recommendation that absolutely nobody asked for: Morning walks. Yes, my life has become very small, please, bear with me.

As with my past confession of becoming a morning workout per…

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