I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

Meet me in Mark Zuckerberg's VR Montauk

Thoughts and prayers for Lorde's blonde wig in "Mood Ring."

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Aug 20, 2021
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Well, after some much-needed time off….your master of Mess ceremonies has returned!

Not only that, but I’m currently writing to you from the very place where this extended bad joke of a newsletter began. Yes, that’s right — sandwiched between two obese Maine Coon cats on an army cot in my sister’s closet. In other words, fully in my element.

As I mention…

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