Maybe the UFOs are just huge Rihanna stans

Leo should date a teen alien next!

Drake’s son Adonis judging you for not sipping your juice box out of a diamond-encrusted straw.

Howdy!

I hope everyone’s doing well and making the most out of this very creepy warm weather which is now being followed by a whole bunch of rain that TikTok tells me may or may not be chock full of Ohio chemicals. Charming.

I was thinking this week about how on…