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Ciao, bellas!

Last night, I went to scope out Half Gallery with my friend and creative director of this whole Mess Live! shindig, the incomparable decor genius Tate A.K.O. of CHŪKO NEWS fame, and thing are looking very promising! There will be a velvet rope, there will be plastic flies and garbage bags galore, there will be exclusive limited edition mer…