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Mama Tina's Toxic Gumbo

I still can't get over AllBirds pivoting to AI.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Apr 25, 2026
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Alexis Stone as my queen Joan Rivers taking a bong rip for Interview.

Hellooo, Messketeers!

Happy Saturday! Apologies for the delay. I missed you all. We had a great chat behind the paywall last week featuring even more hyperreal bodies, dresses made out of mist, Kim K in her Spring Breakers era, and fully inflatable clothing. I also posted a brand spanki…

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