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Justin Timberlake headlining a festival in Transylvania sounds about right.

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Oh, hello, Santa’s little helpers.

Have you ever eaten a burger and fries so good it changed your entire attitude and outlook on life? I happen to have been so blessed this week and it is truly a profound experience that left me feeling not unlike Mr. Claus sandwiched betwixt Jon Hamm and Jude Law above.

Other than dining on some god-tier fast foods, I ma…

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