Love Island is my new Lexapro

No matter what Kim Kardashian says, the pope is not in fact dope.

You alright, babes?

As I’m sure you can tell from that uncharacteristically upbeat greeting and the title of today’s newsletter, there’s currently only one little thought boppin’ around in this big ol’ internet-calcified skull of mine and that’s LOVE ISLAND. It’s back, babes, and the world has never needed it more. After taking a year off, this show is a…