Liza Minelli is still a legend, alive and well.

The Zestimate on the White House is only $424M!

Well, howdy doody, Messketeers,

I gotta keep it short and sweet this week because one of my best friends is getting married (!!) and my days are once again suddenly jam-packed from dawn ‘til dusk with various sundries and notions.

(But also, over the weekend I chose to binge the entirety of Halston instead of moving a single inch and though it didn’t blow…