Like Elizabeth Holmes, my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing
Where were you when you found out MGK accidentally stabbed himself trying to impress Megan Fox?
Um, wow. Hi there. Hello, everyone.
What the hell is going on. To get my regular readers up to speed, since we last spoke well over 600 new people have subscribed to this newsletter, and until very recently I had absolutely no idea where they were all coming from or what exactly they thought they were signing up for. I’ve since learned of our new readers…