Let Joey Chestnut gorge!

Alessandro Michele needs to learn how to edit.

Why did this happen.

Howdy!

I’m back once again and delighted to be reunited with you all in this inner sanctum of Mess. Fran was granted free range of the apartment this week (she was previously relegated to the upstairs), and she has already found her new favorite spot — lying with her full body pressed against the front door so no one can enter or exit…