Leonardo DiCaprio rapping
The "which outfit is more expensive?" TikToks are going to be my 13th reason.
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Heya, pals!
I have no idea what has come over me, but this has been an absolutely huge week for Gatorade here at Mess HQ. Despite the fact that I have not imbibed a sip of this stuff since sophomore year of college when I impulsively bought a palette of Riptide Rush from Costco (who amongst us hasn’t …