Jay Z is wearing a wig and I will not be convinced otherwise

Find me a celeb who isn't a "creative director."

Off-season greetings, Messketeers.

It’s my final few days here in rural Maine and, just like everywhere else up and down the Eastern Seaboard, the weather has been absolute trash. Although, thankfully, not so bad we’ve had to deploy the sump pumps just yet. But what that has meant is an overabundance of time spent trapped inside this pine wood-paneled bo…