It's the Grammys roundup, baby!

Who's got that whistle register and who hit a flat note?

Hello my elite cadre of Mess connoisseurs,

Thank you for joining me here in the inner circle of individuals with highly questionable taste and the disposable income to prove it. As promised, I’m here to give you the quick and dirty rundown of yet another virtual red carpet that actually managed to offer a brief respite from the mundanity of pandemic livi…