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IN THE NAME OF LAGUARDIA!

Happy Birthday to me :)

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jul 28, 2023
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Yet another celeb (Cole Sprouse) foolishly giving away their foot pics for free.

Greetings, pals!

Today is the day of my birth. I’m the big 3-5 which is a little incomprehensible but apparently factual. Fran and I are currently off in pursuit of touching grass and finding an excuse to wear the rainbow sequin dress I purchased to eat dinner with John Water…

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