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If cheugy is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If cheugy is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Someone please buy me Joan Rivers's $39M haunted mansion!

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Emily Kirkpatrick
May 14, 2021
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Howdy Messketeers!

What can I say, I’m feeling a little bit like Dakota Johnson today slyly declaring “that’s not the truth” on a beloved daytime talk show. What did we all do to deserve the re-cancellation of both Ellen DeGeneres and Chrissy Teigen in the same week?

Ellen gave her first, very tense interview since those allegations of an abusive workplace

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